Epic Carnival | Where Sports and Pop Culture Collide: Hey, Jennifer Aniston. Give me back my tie!

Hey, Jennifer Aniston. Give me back my tie!

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

Only true patriots are patriotic outside of July 4th. And only true patriots wear nothing but a red, white and blue tie while posing for the cover of Gentlemen's Quarterly...which is actually a monthly magazine. Beats the heck out of me. But check out the pictures below and you can beat the heck out of you.

2 comment(s):

msc said...

Ladies - before you get intimidated by that tie photo - do this. (I did, so I know.) Get a tie from your husband's closet - get naked - mimic that pose. It's a deceptively clever, and super-flattering way they have her sitting - hides the little bulges and whatnot! Tee Hee! (I'm a few years older than Ms. Aniston, and it works for me.) If your husband is watching, leave the high heels on - he'll get a kick out of it. (And even a bigger kick because you're not sharing your body with anyone who walks past a newstand.) She may be rich and famous, but her body doesn't put us all to shame.

Mr. E said...

msc - Don't kid yourself. Hit the gym.

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