More reasons to love Katy Perry

by GMoney, The Money Shot


Sure, her music kinda sorta sucks. But she's always given off a "busty, nerdy Zooey Deschanel" vibe to me. And that is a very good thing. These bikini pics of her only add to my love for Katy. She may be, in fact, a vampire with that horrendously pale skin, but that rack is just fantastic. And in America, that is all that matters.

She may have liked kissing a girl, but I'm quite positive that she would hate kissing this blogger. And that makes me sad in the pants. Oh well, that's why I built that high-tech sex dungeon.