by Mr. E, Staff Writer
It appears that someone had a rough Thanksgiving weekend. And no, I'm not talking about fans of the Lions or Browns. I'm talkin' Paris.
Sure, I totally dig Paris Hilton when she gets all sluttied up. But then it is times like this that make me glad that I'm not the dude that has to wake up next to her. Well, that and the fact that I wouldn't be able to afford all of the trips to the clinic. I'd rather have a winless football team than an itchy cock. Trust me.
Sure, I totally dig Paris Hilton when she gets all sluttied up. But then it is times like this that make me glad that I'm not the dude that has to wake up next to her. Well, that and the fact that I wouldn't be able to afford all of the trips to the clinic. I'd rather have a winless football team than an itchy cock. Trust me.
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