Paris Hilton thinks she is "intelligent"

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

This says it all...

"In a recent interview, Miss Hilton expressed her disdain for the way the public views her, insisting that she’s not the ditzy blonde that everyone thinks she is.

“I’m very intelligent. I’m capable of doing everything put to me. I’ve two records, I’ve launched a perfume and I want my own hotel chain. I’m the living proof that blondes are not stupid.”

Perhaps people think you're stupid due to those God awful glasses? As long as the things that are "put to her" are penises and bottle service, she may be on to something. We've been pretty unfair this entire time. Our bad.