A-Rod and Madonna can stop now

by DCScrap, on 205th magazine

Can someone please make Alex Rodriguez go away? I am not ready for a whole year of A-Rod/Madonna stories. I'm just not. Just this week there were stories of Rod at a Madonna concert in Mexico where he handed her a bottle of water from the front row (ugh) and now comes this gem from Page Six...

A knowledgeable real estate source tells us the kabbalah-crazed pop queen and the skirt-chasing power hitter are "discreetly looking at properties between Fifth and Park avenues, from just above 60th Street through the 80s.

"Madonna personally came to look at one house a couple of months ago, and Alex has been looking recently," the insider said. "We're talking about private, double-width mansions in the vicinity of $30 million to $60 million."

Madge and A-Rod are also interested in scoring a house "with a garage that you can drive into for additional privacy - although those are rare and hard to come by," our spy added. Another source said they were also looking in the Hamptons.

Blrghgsythhh... (Just vomited in my mouth... sorry.)

Dear God, I don't ask for much, please make this relationship end in a horrific fiery crash of some kind. Thank you... You are almighty...