Taylor Swift: Yes? No? Maybe?

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

I'm really torn on this Taylor Swift character. She has a lot of things going for her: she's blonde, young, thin - all of the important things. However, I still think that there's something missing. She's obviously a disappointment in the sack if the Jonas kid thinks he can do better. I mean, come on. And you have to wonder what the grill looks like in the morning. I'm fearing a little Eva Longoria sans make-up type deal.

The picture above is from the recent Grammy Nominations concert. The ones below are my best attempt to provide you all with candid evidence so you can make your own decisions. Due diligence is damn hard work.