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Top 10 insult sports jersey Christmas presents

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

Sure, it's late, but Christmas is eternal. Along with the insults.

10) A Michael Vick jersey for Falcons Fan (note: especially devastating if the gift recipient is white and/or a Matt Ryan doubter)

9) A Pennington Dolphins jersey for J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets Fan

8) A Devin Harris Nets gamer for Mavericks Fan

7) A CC Sabathia in pinstripes top for Tribe Fan

6) One of those pink Tony Romo jerseys that Jessica Simspon wears; thanks to The Jinx, this is insulting to all fans and genders

5) Retro OJ wear, now that he's even lost his Thug Life status

4) Sean Avery's jersey, assuming the gift recipient actually knows anything about hockey

3) A Terrell Owens jersey, for anyone but his fantasy football owners

2) A Stephon Marbury jersey for, well, anyone above the sub-Sahara

1) A Bernard Pollard Chiefs jersey for Patriots fans

1 comment(s):

Barbie said...

My best friend is a huge Brady fan. I thought about getting a Pollard jersey for her. I'm glad I'm not the only one evil enough to think of that haha.

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