The Sideshow | 1.15.09

• Babes?: The eight non-hottest women of the Australian Open.
• Video: High Kick Girl.
• Babes: Daiana Butzke is a hot beach babe.
• Babes: Golfing with Bar Refaeli looks fun.
• Stuff: Proof Burger King only hires the best and brightest.
• Babes: Miss COED: Ariel Elizabeth.
• Sports: Barry Zito is dating ... Paris Hilton??
• Babes: Jewel whores it up in Blender.
• Babes: Luciana Salazar is the Babe of the Day.
• Babes: The 10 sexiest photos of celebs wearing glasses.
• Stuff: The ultimate chick repelling tattoo.
• Video: Nature's cruelest trick.
• Sports: Do San Diego teams want any fans at all?
  
• Babes: Cheerleader caption contest.
• Stuff: The best-selling video games of all time.
• Babes: Dallas Mavericks Dancers at some kind of signing.
• Stuff: A $5,000 camera made of skull and bling.
• Babes: Miranda Kerr is the hotness.
• Babes: WWE Divas do softcore for Flex magazine.
• Babes: Christina Aguilera in a bikini.
• Sports: The Charles Barkley fallout we didn't see coming.
• Babes: Megan McKenzie's bikini photo shoot.
• Babes: Kim Kardashian's pert bottom.
• Video: Christina Milian's got a new video.
• Video: Introducing iPussy.
• Sports: Tim Tebow and Erin Andrews' chat log.