The Sideshow | 1.27.08

• Video: The body isn't supposed to bend like that.
• Babes: Jessica Simpson sucks good.
• Babes: The 10 sexiest female celebrity lips.
• Babes: Mariana Ochoa picks me up.
• Sports: The best, most ridiculous and awesomest rookie cards.
• Babes: The five hottest Best Actress winners.
• Video: Lamp swinging prank goes wrong.
• Babes: 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards pics.
• Video: New instructional video: Exercise for Douchebags.
• Babes: Natalie Portman & Michelle Williams in Interview.
• Babes: Jamie Eason: Bodybuilding made sexy.
• Babes: Alicia Whitten is smokin'.
  
• Stuff: Saved by the Bell: Where are they now?
• Stuff: Tourists are douchebags.
• Babes: Fashion and lingerie spokesmodel, Sarah Stage.
• Babes: Miss COED: Fawn B.
• Sports: Fred Taylor's son makes All-State football team as 8th grader.
• Babes: Reef girls are hot girls in bikinis.
• Babes: Arianny Celeste is a good reason to like the UFC.
• Stuff: The FTT Guide to Televised Poker.
• Sports: The best 7th round picks in the NFL since 1995.
• Babes: Justine Jaro is a hot MySpace chick.