In my continuing series chronicling the fatness that is the new Jessica Simpson (pregnant, anyone?), we have some words of wisdom from none other than the king of fat people Richard Simmons...
"I was 268 pounds -- I've been there," the weight guru tells Entertainment Tonight.Oh boy... someone call 911 because when Jess finds out that even Richard Simmons thinks she is a bovine she's gonna be circling the drain fast. Jerry Jones needs to cordon off an area around Tony Romo stat before she eats him to make sure he never leaves her.
"We eat for so many reasons," Simmons says. "Most of the reasons are emotional."
Us Weekly has reported Simpson packed on pounds because she's insecure in her relationship with Tony Romo.
"We have to start liking ourselves more before we start taking better care of ourselves," he goes on.
Simmons says "it's just so tough to be exposed, and let people see you gain weight. I pray for all those celebrities who are having a really tough time," he goes on.