Epic Carnival | Where Sports and Pop Culture Collide: Eva Longoria-Parker is even shorter than I thought

Eva Longoria-Parker is even shorter than I thought

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So Tony Parker and his actress wife Eva Longoria are in Rome doing whatever it is that really rich, famous people do and honestly this is the first time I truly realized what a midget Eva is. It's not like she's married to an NBA center or something, she's married to a 6'2" point guard, and she couldn't reach his face to kiss him unless she was standing on a stepstool or unless Tony cranes his neck down like he is a bird feeding his young. Maybe a jockey would have been a better choice for her. Just sayin'...

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