Vicky Beckham recently attended some shindig at her kid's school wearing this outfit. No word on how many of the kids had to be treated for trauma immediately following the event. In other Beckham news, David's neckbeard is drawing the ire of the British soccer press. Says the Guardian (via Fanhouse), "It's the way (the beard) reaches far down beneath his chin and his neck, over his Adam's apple, toward the top of his chest, like an unstoppable hairy fungus ... It's colonising him. That beard looks like it leads a sinister life of its own, after dark." I guess it's a good thing Kyle Orton didn't ever have to play in NFL Europe.