Here's a great video of a soccer player using an opposing player's head for a practice kick. Well, it appears it was more of an accidental boot to the head, but you never know with soccer players. I don't speak Spanish, so I don't know what the announcers are saying, but my guess it was something like, "Holy Taco! That probably stung more than touching your pecker after slicing jalapenos!" Or something like that.