Elisha Cuthbert disappoints

Having already been surpassed as my favorite hockey WAG by Carrie Underwood, Elisha Cuthbert completely let me down at this shindig for the opening of some store (Holt Renfrew?) in Calgary by dressing like she was getting ready to take a vow of chastity. Oh sure, she gave us a hit of boob once the coat came off, but that's not going to cut it when it comes to the WAG rankings, that's for sure. (And I know that totally matters to her.)