Apparently being Lara Croft means that you get to go out and hawk cell phones like the Sony Ericsson W910 Gaming Edition. I didn't even know cell phones worked in tombs. Oh crap, I think I just gave the dinks at Verizon an idea for another annoying commercial...
Wal-Mart has deemed the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue not suitable for it's shelves full of crap, and not for the reason you might think.
Unless things change dramatically, copies of the popular issue won't go on sale in more than 3,000 Wal-Mart stores as a result of an ongoing battle between magazine publishers and wholesalers.
The Wal-Mart stores, along with grocery-store chains Kroger and Safeway, are getting caught in the crossfire over two wholesalers' demand that publishers pay a 7-cent per copy surcharge for delivery of their magazines to retailers.
"It's a nightmare, an absolute nightmare," said one industry executive.
Seven cents a copy!! OMG! Okay, time to take a step back Mr. 'one industry executive'. No offense, but who the hell buys their swimsuit issue at Wal-Mart anyway. Guns? Yes. Swimsuit issue? Eh...
The stalemate effectively locks out People, the National Enquirer, Star, In Touch and Life & Style from thousands of stores that were expecting to make issues available for sale today.
Here's super WAG Cheryl Tweedy donning a red nose for Comic Relief. I didn't know she was funny too! Damn... Cheryl could have fresh bird crap on her nose and I'd still want her.
I guess one of the perks of owning a restaurant in LA is that, like Eva Longoria and Tony Parker here heading to Beso, you get to chow down on some good grub for free a lot. Like Eva is doing any cooking anyway, despite photographic evidence that suggests otherwise... Hey, maybe that's why Tony had the night off on Tuesday. He was just too full.
PGA golfer Boo Weekley is kind of like the sober version of John Daly (Wait, was there ever a sober version of John Daly? I digress...). Watch closely as Boo expounds on his vast knowledge of politics...
With good reason, Jay-Z and Diddy (and his giant wad of cash) were in attendance last night at the Knicks - Cavs game at MSG, because LeBron, not to be outdone by Kobe and his 61, dropped 52, 11 assists and 10 rebounds (that'd be a triple-double of enormous proportions) on the Knicks... Just another day at the office for King James.
This clip, which is essentially the video game version of Georges St. Pierre vs. BJ Penn, shows how just far these MMA video games have come and just how fun this game looks like it is going to be.
As we are all very aware, the SI swimsuit issue is almost upon us (and more Marisa Miller in a bikini!), so it makes perfect sense for other magazines to try to glom onto some of the love that we heap upon it. The folks at Cosmopolitan magazine know exactly what I am talking about... (And I don't even want to know what the "Is he normal down there?" article on the cover talks about.)
I thought Kurt Warner's 'fumble' at the end of the game should have been rules an incomplete pass, but I can see it either way. What I do know is that I really wanted to see a Hail Mary take place considering that three of the men on the receiving end would have been Larry Fitzgerald, Anquan Boldin, Steve Breaston and Larry Fitzgerald (I mention him twice because he is that much of a MAN). It would have been a much more satisfying end regardless of the outcome in my book. What do you think about that?
However, despite the fact that she and her honey Reggie Bush were at EVERY FREAKING PRE-GAME EVENT, she did not in fact attend the game. She was busy, ahem, filming her upcoming workout video ... bahahahaha! Sorry...
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