Julianne Moore has never had a problem with taking her clothes off and because of that she's always been one of my favorite firecrotches. Mix in the fact that at age forty-freaking-eight she is still willing to rock a bikini and look good doing and it garners her the title of Today's Carnival Princess.
In case you didn't know, this year's women's softball college champs were the Washington Huskies. And lucky for me, us, the world, even winning a championship doesn't seem to stop the women of softball from updating their social networking profiles.
During these hard economic times, people are more likely to cut back on their unnecessary spending and in regards to relationships, giving "Love Coupons" instead of actual presents. Be careful of what you're writing these I.O.U.s for, as they might come back and bite you in the ass (literally).
Check me on this... Didn't Jenna Jameson just have twins like a couple of months ago? Now I am not a scientist or anything, but I think I may have made a staggering discovery. Women who have sex with lots and lots of men for a living snap back from having twins ten times faster than women who don't have sex with lots and lots of men for a living. I may have to contact the New England Journal of Science with this...
The two main things you're not supposed to talk about during a meal are poop and vomit. Skin diseases, dead bodies and elderly fornication also seem to be unacceptable topics of discussion while people are eating food.
One of Hollywood's most standard forms of scaring its audience is an oft overused play on humanity's basic phobias: acarophobia (fear of insects that cause itching), arachnophobia (fear of spiders), apiphobia (fear of bees),or entomophobia (fear of insects).
Listen, I am all for people milking as much money out of dopes who are willing to pay it so I harbor no ill will towards David Beckham and his lovely wife Victoria for doing this endless string of underwear ads for Armani, but tell me again, why do people wonder why the David Beckham experiment failed in the United States?
Amazing timing since I was just sitting here thinking, "You know what's missing from Sesame Street? A little death metal."
H/T: The Savage Science & Manofest
The camera loves 24 year-old blonde bombshell Tashia McIntosh and we think we know why. This Valencia, CA native has a killer smile and a body to die for...
Some of today's biggest stars entered showbiz with a mouth full of messed up teeth. Thankfully they made it big enough to get them fixed...
Why do we find it so hilarious when someone gets laid out by a ball of some kind, any kind? Oh yeah, because it ain't us. That being said, here are the 13 best balls to the head videos currently floating around these here Internets (Why 13? Because 13 is an unlucky number and these folks were, if nothing else, tremendously unlucky.). They are mostly made up of exercise ball mishaps, with a few soccer, Whiffle ball and football shots thrown in for good measure. Some were accidental, some were intentional, all were funny as hell. Enjoy!
13. Whiffle ball, out of nowhere...
12. A double shot!
11. Giant exercise ball baseball...
10. Little kid owned by giant exercise ball...
9. Grandma getting in on the action...
8. Welcome home...
7. Soccer ball throw-in to the grill...
6. Mom destroys kid with a giant ball...
5. Strongman has bad aim with the medicine ball...
4. A one in a million shot...
3. Toddler girl gets destroyed by soccer ball...
2. Off the post, direct hit...
1. This guy will never try to show off again...
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And hey, if you've got one I missed that you think is better, drop a link in the comments because you know everyone would like to see it!
There is a point to prove here, folks. Before you lay down the flowers, build shrines and put athletes on pedestals, be aware of who you or your children idolize.
Every once in a while I surprise even my Grandma. It doesn't happen very often but it does happen. Grandma has excellent taste in regards to hot chicks and whom you like to see each day. That is why I often show her what I am going to post before I post it
In an amazingly poignant press conference, Titans coach Jeff Fisher spoke about his feelings and the feelings he believes that the Steve McNair he knew would be having right now, even going to so far as to speak for McNair, telling Steve's wife and kids that he loves them and that he is sorry and asking for forgiveness. Heart-wrenching stuff...
Only someone as good-looking as Alessandra Ambrosio can walk around the streets of Los Angeles not even trying to dress up and still manage to be this attractive. For that I award her the title of today's Epic Carnival Princess...
When someone says Katie Price (Jordan) and pump in the same sentence, you've got one thing on your mind right? Errr, the gas station.
Some people go watch fireworks with their kids while other people stay at home and launch fireworks out of their butts. It's best to stay away from the people that take their kids to watch fireworks. Those people are dangerous.
Why do I love ultra-WAG Cheryl Tweedy so much? Take a look at the two reasons prominently displayed here under her sparkly jacket and get back to me...
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