I think that being Peter Brady's wife combined with going to the beach not once, but twice this week in a sexy black bikini more than qualifies Adrianne Curry to be Today's Epic Carnival Princess. Long may she reign! (Til Monday.)
If you haven't found your drinking buddy yet, the following tips will help you find that certain special someone. If you know this person already, good for you! Read the list and smile knowingly as you and your DB knock back a shot for each simpatico trait you share.
Growing up I could never decide which female G.I. Joe character was the hottest. Scarlett had the hot redhead thing going for her while the Baroness looked like she'd tie you to the headboard and give you the face-punching sex session of the century. Unfortunately that was only the beginning of the debate.
Because Cindy Crawford used to be in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this qualifies as sports news. Plus it's Friday and I am tired and frankly have run out of stuff to post for the week. Of course, I am sure none of you will complain about seeing a hot MILF in a bikini so it's all good anyway, right?
On the left we have Giada DeLaurentiis the Food Network star and the purveyor of what the lady friend calls "food porn." On the right we have Padma Lakshmi probably best known as the host of Bravo's Top Chef but she's not just a pretty face handing out quick fire challenges.
Oddly enough, Mr. Beckham wasn't always this studly. In fact he kind of looked like a gawky kid back in the early 90's. Actually, to tell you the truth I even see a little Christian Bale in there.
You ever wonder what happens behind the scenes at one of those cheerleader calendar photo shoots? Yeah, me too. I figured pillow fights, snapping towels, doing each other's nails and hair, the occasional makeout session... Man, was I wrong. Turns out they don't do much of anything. Witness...
More boringness here and here.
Know the show My Name Is Earl? Yeah, sure you do. It's the show with that hot babe Nadine Velasquez, the only real reason to watch it. Here's just one of the reasons she needs her own show...
H/T: Hollywood Tuna
It goes without saying that drowning is a pretty horrible way to die. The only equally painful ways I can think of to be killed are being eaten alive or being set on fire.
Some old guy got tasered at the A's game after he "was being belligerent," as you can hear in the tape. I'm not a big fan of the whole tasing practice, but the alternative methods for removing this gentleman from his seat seemed even more ominous.
Alex Rodriguez was in Toronto the other day and just by sheer coincidence so was Kate Hudson. But they weren't really together because A-Rod was walking like 10 feet away from Kate at all times. All the better to not be photographed together and give away their big secret. Hey! Maybe Kate is really dating that fat guy in the red hat and not Alex! Idiots...
Accompanied by his sidekick Ken Jeong*, Piven announces the "lumberjack match" between John Cena and The MiZ, whom Piven keeps referring to as "Le Miz". Haha, it's funny because no one there gets it.
Hi kids, this gallery really doesn't need an intro. Just grab some lotion and something to clean yourself up with.
Because she desperately needs some help in restarting whatever it is she does for a career I am awarding Christina Milian the title of today's Epic Carnival Princess. We really need her career to take off so we can see as much of her as possible.
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