I guess since she was "voted" Maxim's Sexiest Woman in the World for 2009 we should probably give Olivia Wilde an award ourselves so with that in mind she gets to be today's Epic Carnival Princess. That and the fact that she is actually pretty sexy. And does lesbian makeout scenes... that too.
Forget March Madness... here's a bracket I'm taking my time filling out: Playboy is searching for the Best Butt in the world... and we get to help pick the winner.
Remember those Florence Griffith-Joyner designed Indiana Pacers uniforms? Or those Nike designed Oregon Ducks atrocities? I hope you don't. But despite those failures, they aren't the worst offenders from the clothing side of sports.
I guess this Candice Crawford is the sister of some actor Chace Crawford who is on a show that I don't watch and Tony Romo is supposedly doing 'things' with her now. At least that's the rumor being floated. IF it's true I have to hand it to T-Romo for making a very nice upgrade in the blonde arm candy department. Candice was Miss Missouri 2008 and works as a sports reporter for some station in Dallas. And since I know you're curious, I have gathered up a few pics of the lovely woman in question and a really unsexy video of her discussing the building of the new Cowboys stadium (after the jump).
To be "pwned" means that you have been "owned" or humiliated by a person, place or thing so badly that your life is irrevocably changed forever. Some people you might know have been pwned are John Wayne Bobbitt, Eliot Spitzer and Apollo Creed.
It's one of the most difficult things to do in all of pro sports. It's professionally called an Ace. But we all refer to it as the hole-in-one. Of course this shot takes a ton of luck, but when you see it, it's quite extraordinary.
And apparently they are also about out of celebrities in general if the recent Audrina Patridge, Christian Slater, John Cena, and now Pete Wentz sightings are any indication. Even Wentz's wife Ashlee Simpson would have been better than these dopes... The Dodgers are starting to make the Cubs 7th Inning Stretch celebs seem like a Who's Who, and that's saying something.
Honestly I am surprised this doesn't happen more often. I am betting this was someone on the outside of the stadium flying the plane or else the Dodgers REALLY need to look into how good their security is at the gates...
H/T: The Fightins via With Leather
If the US Open had more uncoordinated ballboys like this, I would be totally into it. Maybe the Open can work out a deal with the Special Olympians, if you could ever get them to stop eating the net.
Over 300 women who openly desire men much younger than they are gathered at Dinah's Garden Hotel to fraternize with college undergrads, pizza delivery boys and fledgling hip-hop artists -- many of whom "still live with their parents."
Just when you think the NFL couldn't get any more awesome comes news that this year when you go to buy a pack of Topps NFL trading cards (for your kid, natch) you have a pretty good shot at getting an NFL cheerleader in the pack. Sweet...
There are 15 cheerleader cards total. Each pack of 50 football cards includes one cheerleader card. In other words, you'd have to buy a lot of cards to get the complete set of cheerleaders. However, several sellers on amazon and eBay are selling just the cheerleader cards on their own. If you're looking to collect the full set of cheerleader cards, or if you were a cheerleader on one of those teams last year and want to buy your own card, make sure you check those two sites.
Man, why wasn't this around when I was a kid? (Because, of course, I would never collect these now... as an adult... really.)
No, this doesn't include Celebrity Jeopardy....That's a whole list in itself. These are things that have actually happened on the real Jeopardy. And it's somewhat surprising some of the things that have happened. Oh yea, Alex Trebek? He's a little stranger than you think...
Judging by the way some of these kids drive their toy cars you can tell they automatically qualify for a Florida driver's license and will possibly end up on Cops at some point in their future.
I thought that our Epic Carnival Princess representatives were lacking in a little international flavor so I went looking and found a perfect candidate for today's title in Shakira. I just love the way she shakes that ass in her concerts...
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