Remember how I told you the other day that Cheryl Tweedy finally sent her cheating bastard of a husband packing for cheating on her? Well, Cheryl doesn't look like she's celebrating the way I am over the news. Heartbreak is tough to get over, but Cheryl already made the right first step by coming to America, now she just needs to have a no-holds-barred one-night stand with someone she's never met, but would treat her like the royalty she is. And I happen to know just the guy for that sort of thing... (Tweet me!) What's that? She flew back to the UK? Damn!!