I guess these photos of Cheryl Tweedy are to promote her album 3 Words. (I still refuse to call her Cheryl Cole ever since her jackass husband somehow managed to cheat on her.) Regardless of what the album sounds like how can anyone not want to buy it after seeing Cheryl looking like this? The answer: you can't. Don't even try to not buy it. Seriously. Don't. I want her to stay really famous. For obvious reasons.