As you know, I usually try to give Friday's Carnival Princess title to someone who has experience with titles and crowns and modeling and that sort of thing. Today I do none of that. I give the title of today's Carnival Princess to Lindsay Lohan because of this little photo shoot she did for The Sun or Sun magazine or something, and because she seems to be thinking about moving to England. Do it, Lindsay! Do it and I'll keep giving you awards. Just go away. Anywhere. Oh, and congrats!