Comments on Epic Carnival: TOP 10 THINGS THAT NFL TELECASTS REALLY DON'T HAVE...

You forgot that they like to eat chicken wings in ...

2007-11-19T20:39:00.000-06:00

You forgot that they like to eat chicken wings in Buffalo and country music is strongly associated with Nashville.

Jerry negotiated that in the broadcast agreement w...

2007-11-19T09:28:00.000-06:00

Jerry negotiated that in the broadcast agreement with the networks. Along with the 'Boys annual advantage in getting a cupcake game at home on Thanksgiving.

Well done. How about adding something about how we...

2007-11-19T09:22:00.000-06:00

Well done. How about adding something about how we always have to see Jerry Jones's plastic face wetting his pants on the sideline for TO and Romo? Yes, we know, he likes to be on the sideline.

Honey,Please take your meds. If not for me, then f...

2007-11-19T08:48:00.000-06:00

Honey,

Please take your meds. If not for me, then for your parents. They're really worried about you.

And please stop calling the house. It's embarrassing.

Your schtick is so old that David Spade's "douche"...

2007-11-18T22:50:00.000-06:00

Your schtick is so old that David Spade's "douche" stage thinks you need to give it up.

Steve Urkel's "Did I Do That!?" wants you to stop making lists.

Austin Powers has had enough of this, baby, yeah!

I wish you knew how to quit this.

GO FORTH AND DIE!

ANONYMOUS!