Comments on Epic Carnival: If I Knew I Was Going to Die Tomorrow

Damn, I really wanted to dance on that filthy star...

2007-07-28T21:18:00.000-05:00

Damn, I really wanted to dance on that filthy star.

First, I'd kick Rich Kotite in the sack. Then I'd do blow and hookers with Michael Irvin , slip roofies into his 64-ounce Alabama Slamma and call the police and newspapers on his naked, passed out ass. I'd play H-O-R-S-E with C-Webb because I think he's probably a decent cat. I'd enjoy a threesome with Gaby Reece and Michele Wie (she's of age, right?) and lastly, even if I have to watch McNabb hoist that fucking trophy with my last breath, I want to see the Eagles win a Super Bowl.

Tough calls...For me:- Tie-dye all the Yankee home...

2007-07-27T22:18:00.000-05:00

Tough calls...
For me:
- Tie-dye all the Yankee home uniforms
- Get nastily drunk & vomit on any Australian Liberal Party politician
- Share a romantic interlude with Anna Ohura
- Watch the Lakers win another championship (please god?)

I'd go on a flashback bender with the '86 Mets. Ca...

2007-07-27T17:39:00.000-05:00

I'd go on a flashback bender with the '86 Mets. Can I do that?

Play a round of Beer/Golf with John Daly.

1-on-1 vs. J.J Redick, because if he dominated me (as expected) I'd want to kill myself anyway.

Does banging Erin Andrews count? That's sports related...sort of...

I'd smoke some tasty nuggets with Rasheed Wallace and play NBA Jam on the big screen for at least 10 hours.

Maybe get into a high speed car chase with Maurice Clarret.

And lastly I'd go to a Bad News Kennelz hosted dog fight...kidding...I'm kidding.

First off, you brought it, but it really doesn't c...

2007-07-27T17:28:00.000-05:00

First off, you brought it, but it really doesn't count because you posted anonymously.

Second, I think The Nigerian Nightmare would be more of a pitcher than a catcher.

Hahahaha! Maybe fist Christian Okoye while you're ...

2007-07-27T17:19:00.000-05:00

Hahahaha! Maybe fist Christian Okoye while you're at it?

I'd take a dump on Lamar Hunt's headstone, then fu...

2007-07-27T16:54:00.000-05:00

I'd take a dump on Lamar Hunt's headstone, then fuck his son in the ass.

What a fantastic idea for a post! I'd do the Lambe...

2007-07-27T16:16:00.000-05:00

What a fantastic idea for a post!

I'd do the Lambeau leap as well, no doubt about that.

Then, I'd bang the Canadian Crusher a few times, eat some spaghetti bolognese, get really effed up, punch A.J. Pierzynski in the face, fly to Norway (never been, always wanted to go) and die a happy woman.