Comments on Epic Carnival: Top 10 Ways to Describe a Hit

How about Barry Bonds pulls one down the line?Or, ...

2007-07-23T23:38:00.000-05:00

How about Barry Bonds pulls one down the line?

Or, Jim Thome rips one to left?

On second thought, the Thome one sounds more like a fart. Maybe I'm onto something.

jd - I was sure Elijah would be the first to squir...

2007-07-23T18:32:00.000-05:00

jd - I was sure Elijah would be the first to squirt...

and Anon, if you mean donkey-Punch, then yes.

I have it on good authority that Sooze likes the s...

2007-07-23T16:11:00.000-05:00

I have it on good authority that Sooze likes the squirting one best.

Personally Sooze, I'm partial to your "donkey-ounc...

2007-07-23T15:28:00.000-05:00

Personally Sooze, I'm partial to your "donkey-ounch" reference from the All Star game.

I don't watch much baseball these days, but two gu...

2007-07-23T15:05:00.000-05:00

I don't watch much baseball these days, but two guys who I absolutely love (Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon) use the term "slurp" in regular conversation.

As in "Cowboys fans have been slurping Tony Romo since last year, not realizing that he's extremely mediocre."

I cringe every time I hear Wilbon tell Tony to stop "slurping" some guy...

I think we can all agree that if anyone is going t...

2007-07-23T15:00:00.000-05:00

I think we can all agree that if anyone is going to punch one into the bullpen - it's going to be Elijah Dukes.