tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post4350202440132847343..comments2007-10-30T11:31:13.838-05:00DCScraphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06109944563728433069noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-62904904553468454262007-10-30T11:31:00.000-05:002007-10-30T11:31:00.000-05:00Four more:<BR/><BR/>Brenda Warner - Spike the hair, apply the makeup, wear the Warner Cardinals jersey, angrily defend Kurt Warner at every opportunity, and you're all set.<BR/><BR/>Advantages: None, actually<BR/><BR/>Disadvantages: You'll spend the evening in a corner with no one to talk to.<BR/><BR/>Jon Kitna - Spend the night thanking God for every small moment of pleasantness (e.g. offered an hors d'oeuvre, finding a place to sit), and weep while whispering "Why?" to the heavens for every minor thing that goes wrong (e.g. spilled drink, have to wait to use the bathroom, etc.) Promise the host ten of anything.<BR/><BR/>Advantages: After a while, you may actually start to feel a profound sense of inner peace.<BR/><BR/>Disadvantages: Decreased chances of post-party hookup.<BR/><BR/>Scott Boras - Wear a suit, and interrupt every conversation with news from your own personal life/buisness. Shamelessly hype your friends to others.<BR/><BR/>Advantages: People might actually believe your rhetoric, causing your friends to feel indebted to you.<BR/><BR/>Disadvantages: If you work in sales/marketing, your persona will be indistinguishable from your real life.<BR/><BR/>Raffy Palmeiro - Wear O's gear, grow the porn 'stache, and adamently deny everything you just did. (e.g. "I absolutely, unequivically DID NOT just add more ice to the punch bowl. I can't make it any more clear than that.")<BR/><BR/>Advantages: Easy to pull off.<BR/><BR/>Disadvantages: You can get away with lying about anything all night, because you'll just be "staying in character".Five Tool Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17253001126791784870noreply@blogger.com