Comments on Epic Carnival: Celebrity Baseball Fan Awards

God what a bitch.

2007-08-24T02:40:00.000-05:00

God what a bitch.

I find this funny. I mean really. Anybody who does...

2007-08-20T17:14:00.000-05:00

I find this funny.

I mean really. Anybody who doesn't call Denis Leary some form of the Boston Carlos Mencia? They lose four letter grades on the post.

Yes. That means it's an F.

Bill Hicks FTW!

I'll say it...Anonymous, you are a sexist jerk and...

2007-08-20T08:06:00.000-05:00

I'll say it...
Anonymous, you are a sexist jerk and a huge wuss for posting all of your sexist jerk rants anonymously.
I bet you still live in your mother's basement. And she probably doesn't let you come upstairs very often.
Shame on you for being so creepy and lame and sexist and stupid, and not having the balls to even let us know who you are.

You mean as in 'fondness', or as in 'a growth that...

2007-08-20T04:13:00.000-05:00

You mean as in 'fondness', or as in 'a growth that needs to be lanced/expunged'?

He or she is kind of starting to grow on me.

2007-08-20T03:43:00.000-05:00

He or she is kind of starting to grow on me.

"Also, a good means of bribing any girl is to give...

2007-08-19T23:56:00.000-05:00

"Also, a good means of bribing any girl is to give her anything with Hello Kitty on it!"

Ugh. This is getting scary. It would seem that our very-brave-commenter 'Anonymous Boo' dates 12 year olds.

You can buy off any girl with a pretty pair of sho...

2007-08-19T23:02:00.000-05:00

You can buy off any girl with a pretty pair of shoes.

Also, a good means of bribing any girl is to give her anything with Hello Kitty on it!

Jackie Robinson has everything to do with the Yankees. You see, Robinson is the anti-yankee. He has class and grace yet the yankees are not cool. Jackie Robinson is to the yankees as Brady Quinn is to Jeff Garcia. You see Quinn is a manly he-man who is being falsely accused of being a gay homosexual.

In reality, Jeff Garcia huffs dong and loves it.

In essence what I am saying is that you are lame an I am super cool.

BOO!

Anonymous

p.s.
BOOOOOOO!!!

I friggin love anonymous commenters. First of all,...

2007-08-19T11:05:00.000-05:00

I friggin love anonymous commenters. First of all, Suz is not the type of girl to be bought. Unless, you have tickets to a ballgame. Second, what the hell does Jackie Robinson have to do with the Yankees? Sprout some balls, dude.

Don't be gay, anonymous. Denis Leary is spelled wi...

2007-08-19T10:10:00.000-05:00

Don't be gay, anonymous. Denis Leary is spelled with one n.

BOO!

P.S. Good for Billy Crystal.

BOOO!!

OR you could be a totally gutless dweeb, and post ...

2007-08-19T03:05:00.000-05:00

OR you could be a totally gutless dweeb, and post anonymously...

Wait, you did that already. :p

You know, I would say "OMG GREAT JOB!! YOU'RE A PR...

2007-08-19T00:51:00.000-05:00

You know, I would say "OMG GREAT JOB!! YOU'RE A PRETTY GIRL TALKING ABOUT SPORTS OMG!! CAN I BUY YOU STUFF SO YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN ME!?"

But I won't because that article was bad. Dennis Leary is a thief.

You missed the best story about Billy Crystal as well. After Jackie Robinson retired from baseball and was nearly blind, a young Billy Crystal saw Jackie Robinson and helped him cross the street.

BOO!

ANONYMOUS

p.s.
BOOO!!

I'm pretty sure I'm the biggest celebrity Devil Ra...

2007-08-18T18:38:00.000-05:00

I'm pretty sure I'm the biggest celebrity Devil Rays fan. My mother was an extra in the original "Rocky," and I'm fairly certain my obituary will one day appear in the newspaper, so I have the "celebrity" part covered. As for being a fan, I've attended about a dozen games, and on at least two occasions didn't root for the other team.

Erroneous! Erroneous!i'm bored at work.

2007-08-18T18:22:00.000-05:00

Erroneous! Erroneous!

i'm bored at work.

Thanks for pointing that out, Loren. That, I knew ...

2007-08-18T14:50:00.000-05:00

Thanks for pointing that out, Loren. That, I knew and was simply erroneous on my part.

So. You actually watched Fever Pitch, huh?

I was under the impression that Stephen King was o...

2007-08-18T14:39:00.000-05:00

I was under the impression that Stephen King was one of the biggest BoSox fans there was. In Fever Pitch, he tossed the first pitch of opening day and often follows them on their road trips, so I don't know about listing him as a Tigers fan.

So, you have a thing for funny, balding, middle-ag...

2007-08-18T13:46:00.000-05:00

So, you have a thing for funny, balding, middle-aged men.

Good to know.

I don't know what's better, Cook's shirt or that r...

2007-08-18T13:34:00.000-05:00

I don't know what's better, Cook's shirt or that ridiculous expression on Fallon's face...