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"A Dark Place" was what I called the other priest....

2008-06-27T13:45:00.000-05:00

"A Dark Place" was what I called the other priest. Going K-12 at Catholic schools teaches a man to never let a priest get too close to one's holster.

Oh Christ this is going to a dark dark place....I'...

2008-06-27T13:43:00.000-05:00

Oh Christ this is going to a dark dark place....I'm out!

And how dare you sir? Anonymous just has the guts...

2008-06-27T13:42:00.000-05:00

And how dare you sir? Anonymous just has the guts to say what we're all thinking!

Get out?I thought I was still in. Can you not fee...

2008-06-27T13:41:00.000-05:00

Get out?

I thought I was still in. Can you not feel it?

Tracer, that was actually kinda funny, but how lon...

2008-06-27T13:40:00.000-05:00

Tracer, that was actually kinda funny, but how long have you had that priest joke in your holster, honestly?

Father Pete O'Fyle? When did you get out?

2008-06-27T13:38:00.000-05:00

Father Pete O'Fyle? When did you get out?

You and I had some good times Tracer. Remember th...

2008-06-27T13:35:00.000-05:00

You and I had some good times Tracer.

Remember that nickname you gave me?

Don't let your sister fight your battles for you, ...

2008-06-27T13:29:00.000-05:00

Don't let your sister fight your battles for you, Irish. It's not gallant.

Besides, Longefellow was a hack who stole everything from me, including the nickname I got as an altar boy nickname.

Thanks!

2008-06-27T13:28:00.000-05:00

Thanks!

Also, I agree with Anonymous.

2008-06-27T13:27:00.000-05:00

Also, I agree with Anonymous.

"Better to be a pseudo-intellectual douchebag than...

2008-06-27T13:26:00.000-05:00

"Better to be a pseudo-intellectual douchebag than the kind of mindless drone who thinks soccer is good because it's popular"....stop plagarizing Tracer, because I happen to know for a fact that Longfellow said that!

boobies

2008-06-27T13:12:00.000-05:00

boobies

Now you've gone and hurt my feelings. I, sir, am a...

2008-06-27T13:08:00.000-05:00

Now you've gone and hurt my feelings. I, sir, am an over-educated asshole, and I will thank you to remember that.

In any event, better to be a pseudo-intellectual douchebag than the kind of mindless drone who thinks soccer is good because it's popular.

I see. Well, as my co-worker Steve just said, "An...

2008-06-27T13:01:00.000-05:00

I see. Well, as my co-worker Steve just said, "Anyone who quotes George Bernard Shaw on a sports blog is a pseudo-intellectual douchebag." Hey I didn't say it Tracer, that's wrong. I just wanted to use a quote too.

I suspect you're being snide, but I can't believe ...

2008-06-27T12:14:00.000-05:00

I suspect you're being snide, but I can't believe you're that sharp.

Most popular, so what? Celine Dion has made so much money from ugly women and gay men with $10 to burn, she has a trained monkey that wipes her bony ass with solid gold toilet paper. I have no faith in the popular intellect. As Shaw said, " If more than 10% of the population likes a painting, it should be burned, for it must be bad."

Tracer, I don't know what to say. You put me in m...

2008-06-27T11:51:00.000-05:00

Tracer, I don't know what to say. You put me in my place man. Everyone else sucking your nuts for your comment has every right to stand up and applaud. Equating my liking to watch the most popular sport in the world at it's highest level to "fucking an ugly chick". Wow, you got me. And you're right, anyone who has the attention span to watch baseball is crazy. I guess no one, including these commenters, can stomach the game. Congratulations again, stroke of genius.

That's why the Bullet was Commenter of the Year at...

2008-06-27T11:32:00.000-05:00

That's why the Bullet was Commenter of the Year at my blog. Admittedly, the competition wasn't terribly intense...

First of all, bravo Tracer Bullet. Secondly, Figh...

2008-06-27T11:30:00.000-05:00

First of all, bravo Tracer Bullet.

Secondly, FightingIrishman, if you had clicked the link in the first paragraph, you would have seen that not only was I on the Fresno Bandwagon, but I was trying to get others to jump on too. This was the rare year when the College World Series was appointment television.

Third, about the Euro Cup: Its a nice little sporting event, but if a bunch of spaniards and germans flopping around like fish out of water everytime they are touched, and playing to scoreless ties and inevitably deciding their games with penalty kicks entertains you, I envy you!

That's my early vote for comment of the year

2008-06-27T11:19:00.000-05:00

That's my early vote for comment of the year

Son, you sound like a man trying to argue that the...

2008-06-27T11:16:00.000-05:00

Son, you sound like a man trying to argue that the bowser he took home from the bar is something other than that. If soccer was food, it would be a mayonnaise-on-Wonder Bread sandwich and the only thing duller than Major League baseball is college baseball. You're fucking an ugly chick. It's okay, we've all done it. But let's be honest about it. Pretending otherwise is just pathetic.

WCT, once again your timing is IMPECCABLE (insert ...

2008-06-27T10:55:00.000-05:00

WCT, once again your timing is IMPECCABLE (insert sarcatic chuckle and roll of the eyes here). First, three weeks ago you spouted off some dribble about how the US Open's 18 hole playoff is awful IMMEDIATELY after one of the most exciting 18+ holes of golf that fans have been treated to in years. Now you declare we are currently in a sports wasteland. Yes, some of the 3rd and fourth stories on sportcenter are lame, but the Euro Cup has given sports fans amazing drama, a great cinderella story (Turkey's comeback wins played out like Hollywood endings), and in the final two European giants will play for the Cup Sunday when Spain takes on Germany. The college world series gave us a great story as we watched Fresno State's improbably run to the championship, even surviving 5 elimination games along the way. So between those two tourneys and watching my favorite MLB team, my nights are all booked up with great sports action. WCT, perhaps this column would ring true if it were not totally FALSE! Good day sir.