Comments on Epic Carnival: WORLD SERIES GAME 1 LIVE BLOG

Wow, that was a painfully boring game to watch onc...

2007-10-25T00:10:00.000-05:00

Wow, that was a painfully boring game to watch once the Red Sox blew it open. The highlight of the night for me was Tim McCarver referring to cribbage as "cribbits" in that taped interview with Terry Francona.

Franklin Morales' World Series ERA is 94.50.That's...

2007-10-24T23:00:00.000-05:00

Franklin Morales' World Series ERA is 94.50.

That's too many.

ok...you know its over when LaTroy enters the game...

2007-10-24T22:56:00.000-05:00

ok...you know its over when LaTroy enters the game
and Gagne is warming

Oh my ears!!!!McCarver did not just say, "A short ...

2007-10-24T22:51:00.000-05:00

Oh my ears!!!!

McCarver did not just say, "A short stroke for a big man" did he?

Ashanti's case looked like the surface to the moon...

2007-10-24T22:44:00.000-05:00

Ashanti's case looked like the surface to the moon. I assume that cratering to be attributed tp Irv Gotti's and JaRule's penis.

The next time she sings anything I want the camera to be at least 40 yards away from her face, maybe just show her ass as she sings.

Man, I can't believe Danielle Peck is not doing Go...

2007-10-24T22:36:00.000-05:00

Man, I can't believe Danielle Peck is not doing God Bless America. You know that's why George Mitchell leaked the Paul Byrd story before Game 7 right? Mitchell was on the Red Sox board and all...

Buck just said that Jeter's cologne, Driven, is a ...

2007-10-24T22:33:00.000-05:00

Buck just said that Jeter's cologne, Driven, is a "breathtaking fragrance".

And there goes the power button.

Sure, but what if you're down 2-1 and want to go t...

2007-10-24T22:27:00.000-05:00

Sure, but what if you're down 2-1 and want to go to him in G4 rather than Lester?

And he comes back out for the 7th. Francona apparently started drinking in the bottom of the 5th.

Nice to see Bobby Kielty get his dance on right th...

2007-10-24T22:25:00.000-05:00

Nice to see Bobby Kielty get his dance on right there.

Glad I took the +185 Line on the Red Sox Sweep.

2007-10-24T22:23:00.000-05:00

Glad I took the +185 Line on the Red Sox Sweep.

Joe Buck has to be stopped. How many times do we h...

2007-10-24T22:22:00.000-05:00

Joe Buck has to be stopped. How many times do we have to say it?!?

... PS: Vegas Watch, JB pitched the 6th because he...

2007-10-24T22:21:00.000-05:00

... PS: Vegas Watch, JB pitched the 6th because he's within his natural depth. You don't wanna screw with a guy like that, you let him work his normal effort level if possible. Over/under are both bad for pitchers.

DO NOT MOCK THE BEARD OF KEVIN YOUKILIS!! IT WILL...

2007-10-24T22:20:00.000-05:00

DO NOT MOCK THE BEARD OF KEVIN YOUKILIS!! IT WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN!!

God's ass is being kicked by Zeus, courtesy of You...

2007-10-24T22:16:00.001-05:00

God's ass is being kicked by Zeus, courtesy of Youkilis' beard.

So... what can the Rockies do to recover from this?

Cleveland recovered from a Game 1 pounding to go up 3-1, so save some of that Tequila for later...

Hearing Joe Buck say the word "Taco" makes me feel...

2007-10-24T22:16:00.000-05:00

Hearing Joe Buck say the word "Taco" makes me feel dirty and depressed.

"There's no prettier blimp then the whatever blimp...

2007-10-24T22:14:00.001-05:00

"There's no prettier blimp then the whatever blimp is up there"

Joe Buck

McCarver's stupid comment cancer is spreading.

Ideas for the next MLB post-season spokesperson: (They have to be at least two years removed from being liked or popular)

1. Horatio Sans

So, how is God doing for the Rockies now?

2007-10-24T22:14:00.000-05:00

So, how is God doing for the Rockies now?

Why is Josh Beckett still pitching? What is Terry...

2007-10-24T22:09:00.000-05:00

Why is Josh Beckett still pitching? What is Terry Francona hoping to accomplish?

See: 2001 World Series, Game 6, 5th thru 7th innings.

the video is even better...it is set to a psychede...

2007-10-24T22:03:00.000-05:00

the video is even better...it is set to a psychedelic pinball machine

word sesame!

yes it is JOE!i have a 5 and 2 year oldit is sesam...

2007-10-24T22:02:00.002-05:00

yes it is JOE!
i have a 5 and 2 year old
it is sesame street
its a kickass song

WHY DO THEY DRIVE ON PARKWAYS AND PARK ON DRIVEWAY...

2007-10-24T22:02:00.001-05:00

WHY DO THEY DRIVE ON PARKWAYS AND PARK ON DRIVEWAYS?

TIM McCarver is confused.

Also. Imagination land rocks this series.

Oh yes, Scrap, he most certainly did.Since when ha...

2007-10-24T22:02:00.000-05:00

Oh yes, Scrap, he most certainly did.

Since when has the "Numbers" song from Sesame Street been set to a porno music beat?

The Colorado Rockies will not win on Fox until Ned...

2007-10-24T22:00:00.001-05:00

The Colorado Rockies will not win on Fox until Ned Flanders introduces the starting line-up.

Okele-dokeley?

Joe Buck did not say, "These are not your father's...

2007-10-24T22:00:00.000-05:00

Joe Buck did not say, "These are not your father's Colorado Rockies." did he? Please tell me no.....

I'm proud to say as a protesting Royals fan that I...

2007-10-24T21:58:00.000-05:00

I'm proud to say as a protesting Royals fan that I haven't watched one second of this postseason. What am I protesting? Small market suckatude. Anyway, go Rocks... Screw 6-1 -- this is destiny.