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For those of you, who like me, tend to procrastinate when a movie you want to see hits theaters. Now you'll know if it's worth your time at all. If you value my opinion, that is. Not a lot happening in the land of sports yesterday. But, I've found a few interesting things to toss at ya. Before we get to the "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/8545696085192703332/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d8545696085192703332\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/8545696085192703332"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/8545696085192703332"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/08/throwing-knives-so-much-for-cubs.html","title":"Throwing Knives: So Much For The Cubs?"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"BD"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-5544301414559111362"},"published":{"$t":"2007-08-06T05:50:00.000-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:44:17.227-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Cubs"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Jack Cobra"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Alfonso Soriano"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"MLB"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Injuries"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"The Baseball Beat"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Soriano Goes Down, Cubs Fans Consult Magic 8 Ball"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Jack Cobra, Cobra BrigadeIs it time for the Chicago Cubs to collapse? 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