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Time for the sequel to Pinch Hitter, Pinch Hitter 2.  Now with more options, fields, and actual tasks to accomplish.  Yeah, just try to get through all the levels now.  God...I cant get enough of this game.  Seriously, let me know how far you get.  So far, I've just started and I'm "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/8851127804544385810/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d8851127804544385810\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"4 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/8851127804544385810"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/8851127804544385810"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/07/you-deserve-break-today-volume-2.html","title":"You Deserve a Break Today, Volume 2"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Chimpanzee Rage"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"4"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-4241524157159849759"},"published":{"$t":"2007-07-23T11:52:00.000-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:44:33.899-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Giants (SF)"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Chimp Rage"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Barry Bonds"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"MLB"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Brewers"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Home Run Record"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Bud Selig"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Bud Selig: Showing Up is Not a Big Deal"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Chimpanzee Rage, Deuce of DavenportWhen Barry Bonds breaks the hallowed MLB career home run record there will probably be nary an empty seat in the ballpark. 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You have the drug cases, the domestic abuse, the grossly overpaid athletes, the massive merchandising overload, television rights underload, arrests, suspensions, etc...the list goes on.  The question is, with all the troubles going on, whose job is currently the worst?  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