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But when I do, these JTM commercials always make me chuckle. Here's another classic featuring Bronson Arroyo (Hey, he got someone out this week!) singing about processed hamburgers again while Reds color commentator, Chris Welsh's mustache is grilling in his kitchen(?). 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Well, he can't get anyone out. But at least his voice sucks and he can strum a guitar like any idiot in a college dorm. Give the man credit though, it took this song to reunite Reds color commentator, Chris Welsh, and his long-lost love...a bag of processed JTM burgers???"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/7118603753779509790/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d7118603753779509790\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/7118603753779509790"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/7118603753779509790"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/06/bronson-arroyo-matchmaker.html","title":"BRONSON ARROYO: MATCHMAKER"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"GMoney"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-5676607318362174259"},"published":{"$t":"2007-10-02T16:50:00.000-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:56:18.192-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"rant"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NCAA Football"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Video"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"More Credible"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"satire"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Mike Gundy"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Oklahoma State"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Commercials"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"MIKE GUNDY PREFERS COORS LIGHT"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Sterling Gould, More CredibleYou dig those Coors Light Press Conference Commercials? 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