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Spencer Kyte, Bugs and CranksShocking news out of Green Bay yesterday - Brett Favre doesn't really want to retire after all.In another mind bender, water is wet.Who didn't see this coming? Raise your hands.If your hand isn't up, you haven't paid attention to Brett Favre or professional athletics in general over the past, I dunno, say 10-15 years. Unretiring is the shit. 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Spencer Kyte, Bugs and CranksFollowing up on my fellow Canadian Bureau member Neate's post from yesterday where he pretty accurately linked all the CFL teams to their NFL counterparts, today brings another lesson in your Canadian Football League education.Sure the CFL is littered with guys you've never heard of and French Canadians with names neither of us could pronounce properly, but it's"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/3233936515537403678/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d3233936515537403678\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"2 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/3233936515537403678"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/3233936515537403678"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/07/cfl-you-actually-know-some-of-these.html","title":"THE CFL: YOU ACTUALLY KNOW SOME OF THESE GUYS!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"E. 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Now, 733 days from now, on July 1, 2010, we'll have somewhere in the neighborhood of $22M in open cap space to spend "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/7478260709541911180/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d7478260709541911180\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"5 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/7478260709541911180"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/7478260709541911180"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/06/733-days-and-counting.html","title":"733 DAYS AND COUNTING..."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"E. 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Spencer Kyte, Bugs and CranksForget every disparaging word I have ever said about the Mainstream Media's coverage of Tiger Woods during a Golf Tournament.I don't care if he's first or forty-second - this is the guy to be talking about.He's a freak of nature and quite possibly the greatest athlete hobbling around the planet today.Not golfer - athlete.Could LeBron or Kobe knock down an 18-"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/1445887863244490688/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d1445887863244490688\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/1445887863244490688"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/1445887863244490688"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/06/i-take-it-all-back.html","title":"I TAKE IT ALL BACK!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"E. 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Spencer Kyte, Bugs and CranksDear Mainstream Media,Didn't you learn anything from The Masters?* * * * * * * * *Another Major Tournament is upon us and someone not named Tiger Woods is in the lead. 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Spencer Kyte, Bugs and CranksSometime later today, the Toronto Maple Leafs will unveil Ron Wilson as their new Head Coach. They don't have a General Manager in place, but the interim guy has hired a coach and given him a four-year deal...Wilson, axed from San Jose following another playoff disappointment and some of the stupidest comments uttered by a losing coach in quite a while, has an "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/5265444081287324489/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d5265444081287324489\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/5265444081287324489"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/5265444081287324489"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/06/leafs-to-ensure-stanley-cup-drought.html","title":"LEAFS TO ENSURE STANLEY CUP DROUGHT CONTINUES"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"E. 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Spencer Kyte, Bugs and CranksMike D'Antoni walked away from the opportunity nearly a month ago to take on the challenge of rebuilding the Knicks.Yesterday, Doug Collins removed his name from consideration, a week after the media reported he was the deal was pretty much done.Today, I'd like to inform the general population that I, E. Spencer Kyte, have also decide that coaching the Chicago "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/5872173684662670694/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d5872173684662670694\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/5872173684662670694"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/5872173684662670694"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/06/none-of-these-people-will-be-coaching.html","title":"NONE OF THESE PEOPLE WILL BE COACHING THE BULLS EITHER"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"E. 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Just look at the whole Tito Ortiz thing.Anyone with an ounce of class keeps his yap shut and handles his business silently, letting Tito look like the whiny, over the hill competitor that he is.That "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/4312055039667988942/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d4312055039667988942\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/4312055039667988942"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/4312055039667988942"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/06/dana-white-is-first-rate-douchebag-but.html","title":"DANA WHITE IS A FIRST RATE DOUCHEBAG, BUT HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT KIMBO"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"E. 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