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Of course, for the time being, it was just a playing card bearing Vick's likeness that bore the wrath of these beasts.  Rochelle Stefen, your run-of-the-mill artist and dog-lover from Missoura let her dogs go to town on 22 Michael "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/8075318395195429519/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d8075318395195429519\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/8075318395195429519"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/8075318395195429519"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/08/vick-worth-only-7k.html","title":"Vick Worth Only $7K?"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"DCScrap"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109944563728433069"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"08823360247170964835"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-2791069083608847836"},"published":{"$t":"2007-08-06T11:35:00.000-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:41:32.950-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NBA"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Ebay"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Trail Blazers"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"DCScrap"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Brandon Roy"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Own The Rookie of the Year's Ride"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by DCScrap, Our Book of ScrapIn the fine tradition of athletes selling the shit they don't want anymore to people with too much money, NBA Rookie of the Year Brandon Roy is pimping his ride on eBay in hopes that a sucker buyer will pay too much for it because Roy once owned it and had it so customized that the buyer can pretend that he is Roy can show off his Trail Blazer pride while cruising for"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/2791069083608847836/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d2791069083608847836\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/2791069083608847836"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/2791069083608847836"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/08/own-rookie-of-years-ride.html","title":"Own The Rookie of the Year's Ride"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"DCScrap"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109944563728433069"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"08823360247170964835"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-5377733067041486396"},"published":{"$t":"2007-08-03T01:01:00.001-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2007-08-03T02:14:45.230-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Chris Benoit"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Eric Horowitz"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Ebay"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Some People Shouldn't Be Allowed to Use the Internet"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsFrom Mitch Albom's new book, \"The Five People You Meet In Hell\", comes this person who is attempting to capitalize on the Chris Benoit tragedy.  This fellow of questionable moral character is trying to sell the domain names ChrisBenoitTragedy.com, ChrisBenoitOnline.com, and TheOfficialChrisBenoitWebsite.com.  Any of them can be had on Ebay for just $7,000.It's "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/5377733067041486396/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d5377733067041486396\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/5377733067041486396"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/5377733067041486396"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/08/by-eric-horowitz-shakedownsports-from.html","title":"Some People Shouldn't Be Allowed to Use the Internet"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"shakedownsports"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-7149433794586666848"},"published":{"$t":"2007-07-19T00:15:00.000-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T14:39:16.875-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Cricket"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Eric Horowitz"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Lewis Hamilton"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Ebay"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Crotch Sweat"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"It's Ebay Treasure Hunting Time!!"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsAhh, the wonders of Ebay.  Where would society be without it bringing the free market closer to equilibrium by uniting buyers and sellers? Here's a look at just a few of the priceless items Ebay has to offer this week.Quilt Made By Orioles Wives in 1981It's the perfect thing to cover your eyes during the horror of John Parrish's next appearance.  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