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When he grazed on the Astroturf, it was genuinely disturbing11. His TV ad made the team's management wet themselves10. Leading the team in homers and RBIs last year made a slow April unacceptable9. General manager JP Riccardi wants to be known as not just an unemployed stathead nerd, but a genius unemployed stathead nerd8. 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