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The sport employs the only commissioner in the history of professional leagues that makes Bud Selig look good by comparison11. By the numbers, NASCAR, the XFL, professional poker, bowling, test patterns and \"Rosie Live!\" all had better ratings10. 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Mostly because we forgot that hockey existed (except on Tuesday mornings!). So it is with great fanfare that we bring you this fight between Gary Roberts and Andy Sutton. Roberts is 41 years old, 6-2, 212, while Sutton is 32, 6-6 245 and nicknamed \"The Beast.\"Guess who wins? ... after the jump. (Credit Going Five Hole with the"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/2799409534939263368/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d2799409534939263368\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/2799409534939263368"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/2799409534939263368"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/12/nickelodeon-hockey-fight.html","title":"THE NICKELODEON: HOCKEY FIGHT!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"DCScrap"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109944563728433069"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"08823360247170964835"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-7332325062069159295"},"published":{"$t":"2007-12-04T11:56:00.000-06:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-08-15T11:00:22.531-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Stupid Sports Shit"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Monday Night Football"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Chris Richardson"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Video"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Youth Hockey"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Billy Gillispie"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kentucky"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Alex Legion"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Hockey Fights"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"stupid parents"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"STUPID SPORTS SH!T: PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Chris Richardson, Intentional FoulWhat's up, good peoples?  Time for an installment of that stupid sh!t from the sports world; sh!t that we are lucky to privy to... lucky in the sense we are alive during the information age.  I can honestly say I've never enjoyed sports and all it entails as much as I do now, in a world of YouTube and a blogosphere hungry for the same type of \"news.\"It's a "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/7332325062069159295/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d7332325062069159295\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/7332325062069159295"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/7332325062069159295"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/12/stupid-sports-sht-parents-just-dont.html","title":"STUPID SPORTS SH!T: PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"UKChris"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-5117041542416023474"},"published":{"$t":"2007-07-19T12:25:00.000-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:50:33.241-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Derek Boogaard"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Doug Flutie"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Mustafa Redonkulous"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Deuce of Davenport"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Hero"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NHL"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Shaq"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Hockey Fights"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Wild"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Derek Boogaard's Punch-Out"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Mustafa Redonkulous, Deuce of DavenportWhat do Bono, Doug Flutie, Shaquille O'Neal and Cal Ripken have in common? They all agree on one thing. The kids can go fuck themselves.Ol' Dirty Bastard put it best when asked what he was doing for the community. \"Nuthin.\" At least he was honest. These other actors, singers and athletes set up sham foundations and camps under the pretense of helping the "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/5117041542416023474/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d5117041542416023474\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/5117041542416023474"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/5117041542416023474"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/07/derek-boogaards-punch-out.html","title":"Derek Boogaard's Punch-Out"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Mustafa Redonkulous"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}}]}});