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Certainly not Barack Obama if you leave it up to Jesse Jackson, but there will probably be no bigger story in sports this year than Stewart jumping from Joe Gibbs Racing to become majority owner for Haas-CNC.To put it in perspective, it's like Kevin Garnett leaving the Boston Celtics to go play for Sacaramento "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/280518594859702077/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d280518594859702077\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/280518594859702077"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/280518594859702077"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/07/who-does-it-better-than-tony-stewart.html","title":"WHO DOES IT BETTER THAN TONY STEWART?"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"JC"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-4821711682485866961"},"published":{"$t":"2008-07-03T11:07:00.007-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:40:37.476-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NBA"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Jarrett Carter"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sonics"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Oklahoma State"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Oklahoma"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"FIVE REASONS TO BE EXCITED ABOUT THE SONICS' MOVE TO OKLAHOMA CITY"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Jarrett Carter, Stet Sports BlogIt's official: the Seattle SuperSonics are no longer in Seattle. With my only experience of a local team leaving being the Baltimore Colts in the 80's, I can only imagine how much it sucks.Despite how much the team sucks.But it's a sure bet that the basketball-rabid folks in Oklahoma City are raring to go for their new squad. 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