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I mean just look at my stats, they are great.  I have a 1.94 ERA and a 160 saves over the last 4 seasons, that's just about tops in the league.  I'm even an All-American just look at my picture."},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/6360225368036156740/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d6360225368036156740\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/6360225368036156740"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/6360225368036156740"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/11/dear-twinkies-management.html","title":"DEAR TWINKIES MANAGEMENT"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Simon"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-5952218807422906687"},"published":{"$t":"2007-11-27T06:10:00.000-06:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:42:37.932-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Angels"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Twins"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Dodgers"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Jack Cobra"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Red Sox"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"MLB"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Yankees"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"The Baseball Beat"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Johan Santana"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"JOHAN SANTANA ON THE MARKET"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Jack Cobra, Cobra BrigadeWith all apologies to Sooze.....her Twins are cheap. They have (probably) the top left handed pitcher in all of baseball and it looks like the Twins aren't going to re-sign him. 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