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I'm gonna get paid for enduring all the bull shit you put me throw.  I'm not your f'n coach?  Go screw.  Well hick boy Ryan isn't my defensive coordinator, so when our defense sucks feel free "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/52338092195723658/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d52338092195723658\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"2 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/52338092195723658"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/52338092195723658"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/09/dear-al-davis.html","title":"DEAR AL DAVIS"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Simon"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"2"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-3070457824292125303"},"published":{"$t":"2008-08-27T15:04:00.000-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:59:28.229-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NFL"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Hot Girls"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"satire"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NFL Previews"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Babes"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Simon"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"cheerleaders"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"CHEERLEADER NFL SEASON PREVIEWS: ATLANTA FALCONS"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Simon, SimonOnSportsWe here at EC feel bad for fans of the teams with no hope, so instead of doing a serious football preview, we will show pictures of some of your cheerleaders and ask 'them' questions.Brooke1. Why don't you brush the hair out of your face?I feel that at least in the case of the Falcons that I am much better at cheering when I can't see either the score or the actual gameplay"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/3070457824292125303/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d3070457824292125303\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"2 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/3070457824292125303"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/3070457824292125303"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/08/cheerleader-nfl-season-previews-atlanta.html","title":"CHEERLEADER NFL SEASON PREVIEWS: ATLANTA FALCONS"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Simon"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"2"}}]}});