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The players claim they result in better performance, but according to University of Massachusetts-Lowell research, both have "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/8894279775552877599/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d8894279775552877599\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/8894279775552877599"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/8894279775552877599"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/05/you-could-poke-eye-out.html","title":"YOU COULD POKE AN EYE OUT!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sooze"},"email":{"$t":"sooze.blog@gmail.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-2543154235859453875"},"published":{"$t":"2008-04-20T12:26:00.011-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:42:15.091-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Blue Jays"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Shenanigans"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Frank Thomas"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"MLB"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Sooze"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"BIG HURT HOMELESS"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Sooze, Babes Love BaseballWhat do you do with a perpetually hurt, ornery, old dog? 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