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If I were a fan of the Mariners or the Orioles I believe I'd probably be at my wits end at this point in trying to figure out whether or not this trade is happening. 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General Manager Kenny Williams could barely hide his excitement:\"What we needed to do was make sure we had a "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/807731725135918436/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d807731725135918436\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/807731725135918436"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/807731725135918436"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/01/white-sox-sign-missing-puzzle-piece.html","title":"WHITE SOX SIGN MISSING PUZZLE PIECE?"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Wish Rules"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-6241038219089765782"},"published":{"$t":"2008-01-22T08:04:00.000-06:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:42:22.574-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Albert Pujols"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Jack Cobra"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"MLB"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"The Baseball Beat"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Cardinals (STL)"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"ALBERT PUJOLS TAKES A STAND"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Jack Cobra, Cobra BrigadeWith all the facts, rumors and speculation that surrounded The Mitchell Report, there was bound to be some hurt feelings. You can add Albert Pujols to that list....even though he wasn't in the report. 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