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I am sure most of your have full-time jobs that kill your soul each and every day and leave you as nothing more than a shell of your former fun and vibrant self.  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Mitch Cozad, the Northern Colorado back-up punter who stabbed his teammate in the leg in an attempt to become a starter, will spend the next 7 years running the naked-bootleg in a federal ass-pounding penitentiary.How is that \"catching a break\" you ask? 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