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Don't win"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/6963497346938280836/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d6963497346938280836\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/6963497346938280836"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/6963497346938280836"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/04/top-10-suggestions-for-new-oklahoma.html","title":"TOP 10 SUGGESTIONS FOR THE NEW OKLAHOMA CITY SONICS FANS"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"DMtShooter"},"email":{"$t":"shootout@mailcity.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-7030911845024406879"},"published":{"$t":"2008-04-03T22:33:00.002-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:45:49.316-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NFL"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"crime"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Chris Henry"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"DMtShooter"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Bengals"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"TOP 10 REASONS WHY CHRIS HENRY'S CONDUCT COULD \"NO LONGER BE TOLERATED\" BY THE BENGALS"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool10. 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First, we had the tragic death of Sean Taylor, then Jamaal Tinsley getting shot at, then Shelden Williams carjacked at gunpoint, and now the sixth ranked women's tennis player in the world has been tied up and held hostage while her attackers stole hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of her property.Russian "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/9190977941356485937/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d9190977941356485937\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/9190977941356485937"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/9190977941356485937"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/12/world-is-just-not-safe-for-athletes.html","title":"THE WORLD IS JUST NOT SAFE FOR ATHLETES ANYMORE"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"DCScrap"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109944563728433069"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"08823360247170964835"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-3000988358657299831"},"published":{"$t":"2007-12-11T18:30:00.000-06:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:40:49.499-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"crime"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"pacman jones"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"From The Great White North"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"E. 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(Credit FanIQ Sports Blog for the find.)"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/1214560441482792108/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d1214560441482792108\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/1214560441482792108"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/1214560441482792108"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/12/nickelodeon-best-of-nfl-in-mugshot-form.html","title":"THE NICKELODEON: BEST OF THE NFL... 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And tonight his former team will take the field with Chris Redman running the show and you'll be able to hear ESPN's executives crying from Seattle. 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The sentence on federal felony charges means Vick, "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/5900739229330334376/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d5900739229330334376\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/5900739229330334376"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/5900739229330334376"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/12/breaking-news-vick-sentenced-to-23.html","title":"BREAKING NEWS: VICK SENTENCED TO 23 MONTHS (POLL)"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"DCScrap"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109944563728433069"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"08823360247170964835"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-6110908509706690147"},"published":{"$t":"2007-12-06T12:58:00.000-06:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:40:49.897-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NFL"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NCAA Football"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NBA"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"pacman jones"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"crime"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"theangryt"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Lebron James"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"kobe bryant"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"things that make me angry"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Florida"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"THINGS THAT MAKE ME ANGRY: LEGAL EDITION"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by T, The Angry T1. Current Laws – In my America, if you commit a crime that I deem victimless, like this fantastic crime, in which Florida football players were arrested for hitting someone with a sandwich, you get off.  If you were the restaurant worker in this situation and you got hit with a sandwich, how could you not at least crack a smile?  How could anyone be prosecuted for something that"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/6110908509706690147/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d6110908509706690147\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/6110908509706690147"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/6110908509706690147"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/12/things-that-make-me-angry-legal-edition.html","title":"THINGS THAT MAKE ME ANGRY: LEGAL EDITION"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"theangryt"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}}]}});