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Basically the UV rays gradually melt their brains..."},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/995613857394726597/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d995613857394726597\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/995613857394726597"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/995613857394726597"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2009/10/10-funniest-dumb-blonde-moments-in-tv.html","title":"The 10 funniest dumb blonde moments in TV history"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"DCScrap"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109944563728433069"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"08823360247170964835"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mZL3M9KL-v4/SsqH996iX_I/AAAAAAAAPVo/E4lkHJ-wwvo/s72-c/EPIC100.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-3332900690307033672"},"published":{"$t":"2009-10-05T13:00:00.002-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-10-05T13:00:02.509-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"idiots"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"skateboarding"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"fat people"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Fat guys shouldn't skateboard"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"Ouch. That did not look like it felt too good. No doubt the poor, portly fellow felt pretty embarrassed laying there on the concrete looking like a beached Beluga. This is why fat people shouldn't leave their homes except to go to Old Country Buffet. I wouldn't be surprised if the next time this guy willingly gets on something with four wheels is when Maury Povich sends a camera crew and they "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/3332900690307033672/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d3332900690307033672\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/3332900690307033672"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/3332900690307033672"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2009/10/fat-guys-shouldnt-skateboard.html","title":"Fat guys shouldn't skateboard"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"DCScrap"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109944563728433069"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"08823360247170964835"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mZL3M9KL-v4/SsjiPv3YWgI/AAAAAAAAPVQ/lE5txJ82G7E/s72-c/EPIC100.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}}]}});