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Team and/or league failures. Yes, the Dow Jones goes up and down, and assuming you aren't retiring any minute now, it's usually best not make yourself too crazy over it.But nearly 40% of the value of *the entire damn thing* has more or less disappeared in the last three to six months. 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Reports indicated that the blood test for HGH continues to be developed (read between the lines that current tests are not sensitive nor reliable), even using nanotechnology.  Other reports at the summit -- attended by US professional leagues -- endorse the fact that HGH can be "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/7540158492172972258/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d7540158492172972258\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/7540158492172972258"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/7540158492172972258"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/11/roid-report-for-week-of-november-9.html","title":"The 'Roid Report for the week of November 9"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"DCScrap"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109944563728433069"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"08823360247170964835"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-3014426642023980091"},"published":{"$t":"2008-11-10T09:53:00.001-06:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-11-10T10:00:24.237-06:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"PBR"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Gary Gaffney"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Horse Racing"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"PEDs"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"The Roid Report"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"steroids"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Animals"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"The 'Roid Report for the week of November 2"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Gary Gaffney, MD, Steroid NationDuring the 2008 Triple Crown run, top horse Big Brown ran full out on 'roids, injected monthly with Ben Johnson's favorite juice, Winstrol.  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Interestingly that one of the men to start the huge brouhaha is up to his liver in steroid troubles...that is Jose Canseco, who is out of favor in his home town of Miami, as well as up for more legal charges in San Diego.The "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/1902617690728665458/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d1902617690728665458\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/1902617690728665458"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/1902617690728665458"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/10/roid-report-for-week-of-october-12.html","title":"The 'Roid Report for the week of October 12"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"DCScrap"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109944563728433069"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"08823360247170964835"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-9029716808624345990"},"published":{"$t":"2008-09-29T08:50:00.005-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T14:17:55.579-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Gary Gaffney"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"PEDs"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"The Roid Report"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"steroids"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Cycling"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Lance Armstrong"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"The 'Roid Report for the week of September 21"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Gary Gaffney, MD, Steroid NationIn this installment of the 'Roid Report, we will focus on recent startling developments in pro cycling involving the sport's international, intergalactic celebrity Lance Armstrong.  As everyone knows, Armstrong will be attempting a comeback from a 3 year absence from the pro cycling world.  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Thus recent marijuana scandals in sumo rocked the nation.  Briefly, several sumo wrestlers in the Japan Sumo Association tested positive for marijuana use, including 2 Russian brothers"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/2557141642298999818/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d2557141642298999818\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/2557141642298999818"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/2557141642298999818"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/09/roid-report-for-week-of-september-7.html","title":"THE 'ROID REPORT FOR THE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 7"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"DCScrap"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109944563728433069"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"08823360247170964835"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-2924917467736471709"},"published":{"$t":"2008-09-11T15:04:00.006-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T14:05:36.894-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"theangryt"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"steroids"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"ron hornaday"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NASCAR"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"THE STEROID EPIDEMIC IS OFFICIALLY A PANDEMIC"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by T, The Angry TIf NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series All-Star Ron Hornaday is using steroids, I have to imagine that I am unknowingly using steroids.  At the very least, it would explains my frighteningly small testicles.Just look at this physical specimen:What you don't know is that this trophy weighs 1,400 pounds.Why does he even have to admit that he was using testosterone?  NASCAR doesn't test "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/2924917467736471709/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d2924917467736471709\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/2924917467736471709"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/2924917467736471709"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/09/steroid-epidemic-can-officially-be.html","title":"THE STEROID EPIDEMIC IS OFFICIALLY A PANDEMIC"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"theangryt"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}}]}});