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Where would we be without the car, the computer, or the television? 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There are several girls who are refusing to have sex with me currently, no matter how long I stand outside their windows and stare.You would think that cops, many of which have been denied sex "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/9016372933962010544/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d9016372933962010544\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/9016372933962010544"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/9016372933962010544"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/10/we-have-all-been-there-buddy-just-put.html","title":"We have all been there buddy, just put the gun down"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"theangryt"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-3633705643290462023"},"published":{"$t":"2008-09-19T13:52:00.007-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:38:28.752-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Video"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"poop"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"theangryt"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"MLB"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Baseball"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"George Brett"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"BASK IN THE BRILLIANCE OF GEORGE BRETT"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by T, The Angry TFor those who haven't seen this yet, bask in the brilliance of George Brett.I may move to Vegas and do a walking tour of where George Brett shit himself.  I'll buy a leather jacket, a pair of 48 waist pants, a wet towel, and a foul smelling, poop like substance that isn't actually poop (I am thinking curry at this point). 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At the very least, it would explains my frighteningly small testicles.Just look at this physical specimen:What you don't know is that this trophy weighs 1,400 pounds.Why does he even have to admit that he was using testosterone?  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I have no clue what I would do with out your hard-hitting brand of in your face journalism. Thank you, from the bottom of my taint,  for throwing these three idiots on the television to unilaterally defend Michael Phelps.   Listen to that first douche gush over Phelps, \"He is a 10 across the board.\" You sir are a 10 on the scale of one to irrelevant, and I "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/8369751041662797952/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d8369751041662797952\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/8369751041662797952"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/8369751041662797952"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/08/without-cnn-we-would-never-no-when.html","title":"WITHOUT CNN, WE WOULD NEVER KNOW WHEN MICHAEL PHELPS WAS BEING INSULTED"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"theangryt"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-7085778668842718936"},"published":{"$t":"2008-08-14T16:37:00.003-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:45:44.686-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NFL"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sex"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"theangryt"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Tom Coughlin"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Giants (NY)"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"extortion"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"TOM COUGHLIN? 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Make up a"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/7085778668842718936/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d7085778668842718936\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/7085778668842718936"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/7085778668842718936"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/08/tom-coughlin-sex-yuck.html","title":"TOM COUGHLIN? SEX? 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Of course I'm scheming to steal the identity the of a local college freshman, hide him in my "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/5358434731638438975/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d5358434731638438975\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/5358434731638438975"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/5358434731638438975"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/08/al-colage-kyids-ar-idyotes.html","title":"AL COLAGE KYIDS AR IDYOTES"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"theangryt"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-4561028061032288595"},"published":{"$t":"2008-07-31T16:39:00.004-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-07-31T18:16:54.232-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"really bad jokes"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"theangryt"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"IT'S SETTLED, THERE IS NOTHING NOT FUNNY ABOUT IRAQ"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by T, The Angry TIt seems that the great Iraqi comedians of our time like Walid Hassan and Rassim al-Jumaili have a quite a pedigree.  The world's oldest written joke, dating from 1900 B.C. was written by the Sumerians in modern day Iraq.Here is the joke, a Sumerian saying, \"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.\"Although I "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/4561028061032288595/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d4561028061032288595\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/4561028061032288595"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/4561028061032288595"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/07/its-settled-there-is-nothing-not-funny.html","title":"IT'S SETTLED, THERE IS NOTHING NOT FUNNY ABOUT IRAQ"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"theangryt"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}}]}});