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I've become that most loathsome of things. I've become . . . a bandwagon fan.Gahh, avert your eyes! Hide your children!It's not entirely my fault -- how can anyone living in Philadelphia avoid becoming a Phillies fan this week? 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Such as suggesting that supporting Obama might mean you're a racist.Wait. What?Oh, yeah. Supporting the black guy means you could "},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/4421513065153977999/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d4421513065153977999\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/4421513065153977999"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/4421513065153977999"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/10/greatest-letter-ever-written.html","title":"The greatest letter ever written"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Tracer Bullet"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-6316221198788268132"},"published":{"$t":"2008-09-28T07:07:00.012-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:56:01.541-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NCAA Football"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Alabama"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Darth Saban"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"All is well"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"tracer bullet"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Terrence Cody is coming for the children"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Georgia provided the butt"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"MORNING IN THE RICHT HOUSEHOLD"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Tracer Bullet, Staff WriterTime: Early morningLocation: The home of Georgia head football coach MARK RICHTScene: A sleepy KATHRYN RICHT, dressed in her robe and slippers, finds her husband MARK RICHT in his TV room. He’s dressed in his favorite Aquaman underoos and grinning widely.KATHRYN: Mark? Honey? 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However, as most of the writers and visitors to this site have penises, I felt it was an important public service announcement.A 61-year-old Kentucky man went to the hospital for a circumcision and woke up to learn his doctor, perhaps a graduate of Bob's Bait Shop and University of Medicine, got a little over-excited"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/feeds/4287323516502776405/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d1549089718489651445\u0026postID\u003d4287323516502776405\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/4287323516502776405"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1549089718489651445/posts/default/4287323516502776405"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://www.epiccarnival.com/2008/09/guard-your-grill-homeboy.html","title":"GUARD YOUR GRILL, HOMEBOY"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Tracer Bullet"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1549089718489651445.post-892317928406853298"},"published":{"$t":"2008-09-16T05:05:00.008-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-29T13:45:40.623-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"NFL"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Eagles"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"fan angst"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"sports"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"tracer bullet"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"DAMMIT ALL TO HELL"},"summary":{"type":"text","$t":"by Tracer Bullet, Staff WriterI was hoping I'd more perspective about this after a few hours. 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