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Sunday, January 27, 2008

THE 'ROID REPORT FOR THE WEEK OF JAN. 20

by Gary Gaffney, MD, Steroid Nation

And in the streets: the children screamed,
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The church bells all were broken.
And the three men I admire most:
The father, son, and the holy ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died. (Don McLean)

January brings the Super Bowl lull, and the political primary push. Mid-January also brought several interesting but generally ignored stories in the doping world. Several athletes are mad, and not going to take it anymore.

Albert Pujols in St Louis denied a media outlet admission to his press conference; in December the station erroneously claimed Pujols as a Mitchell Report name. That cut apparently ran deep.

David Dellucci vented on how 'roiders relegated him to the bench in Arizona. The thinly veiled reference to Luis Gonzalez (and his blow-out 57 home run year) whiffed nationally.

At least Gonzo didn't try to blackmail Dellucci, as some say Jose Canseco tried to blackmail Magglio Ordonez. Canseco's associate reportedly hinted that Mag's name would escape "Vindicated", Canseco's sequel to 'Juiced'. Probably not the last story we will hear about Canseco, who loves headlines; certainly also not the least reason to cast skepticism on Canseco's reportage of baseball's steroid era characters. Even Jay Mariotti wondered why the White Sox signed a juiced Canseco back in 2001, exposing him to players like Ordonez.

Speaking of the MLB steroid's era, statisticians appear to be baffled about PEDs effects on numbers. Perhaps more will be revealed, after the government won a battle to utilize the 'List of 104"...104 names that tested positive in the 2003 MLB dry-run PED testing. The List of 104 could well show up at Barry Bonds's upcoming federal trial, if Bonds tested positive for steroids.

Speaking of steroids, Mark Zeigler with the San Diego Union-Tribune looks at the deleterious effects of 'roiding, and the ugly aftermath of juicing.

"The fact of the matter is, it's a huge problem," says Dr. Richard Auchus, an associate professor at Southwestern Medical Center in Dallas who has testified in U.S. Anti-Doping Agency hearings about steroid use. "It's a ticking time bomb."

The New York Post ran a story concerned about the huge growth of HGH -- human growth hormone -- in the NFL. Undetectable, it is likely HGH (or 'growth') will play a significant role in the upcoming Superbowl. HGH allegedly puts the "Super" in the NFL game these days.

If a reader wants to wax cynical, look at the Sports Illustrated story about a father and a coach juicing a teenage inline skate racer with anabolic steroids and HGH. On the other hand, an optimistic reader can point to the cycling team Slipstream, out in Colorado, which wants to compete the right way -- clean.

As Oakland fans screamed, (will Oakland sign Barry Bonds?) and Chuck Knoblauch dreamed (of not testifying in front of Congress), perhaps ethics did take a train to the coast (as Roger Clemens weaves an even more tangled implausable web), the day the music died...

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

ALBERT PUJOLS TAKES A STAND

by Jack Cobra, Cobra Brigade

With all the facts, rumors and speculation that surrounded The Mitchell Report, there was bound to be some hurt feelings. You can add Albert Pujols to that list....even though he wasn't in the report. Now, he's taken some action of his own against the media who misreported his name before the report came out:

Albert Pujols, angry his name was incorrectly linked to the Mitchell report on steroids last month, banned a St. Louis television station from participating in a news conference Monday.

Pujols asked Cardinals media relations director Brian Bartow to make a reporter and cameraman from St. Louis Fox affiliate KTVI leave the room where Pujols' news conference was taking place on the final day of the Cardinals' winter warmup.

On Dec. 13, KTVI broadcast an incorrect report, citing information
posted on the Web site of New York television station WNBC, that linked Pujols
and other players to the Mitchell report. When the report was released that
day, Pujols' name was not included.
This is actually a pretty shrewd move by Pujols and I applaud him for it. Names were being thrown out left and right and reputations were tainted even if the names weren't eventually in the report. Still, there is only so much the players can do. They can try to sue, but that's just a waste of money and they can try to argue with the media....but that never works...

I think you'll see this happening fairly often in the future as athletes seemingly have become more frustrated lately with misreported 'news' and rumors.

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

THE AFTER PARTY

Stuff we didn't get to today during normal bizniss hours, but thought you should still know about.

A Phillies fan uses numbers to decipher yesterday's Cardinals-Phillies game. Example: 0 - number of reasons for ever having Abraham Nunez in the lineup. (Crashburn Alley)

More fun with Philly fans. This time it's an Eagles fan who is having a hard time coping with their loss on Sunday. Example: I feel like mauling the entire assembly of anchors and reporting staff. (Man on a Rant)

On the NASCAR front, is the decision to trade in Dale Earnhardt, Jr. for Kasey Kahne like swapping Clint Eastwood for Clay Aiken? (The Black Flag)

Need a place to rant and rave on the web about your teams and players? Then check this out. (Burly Sports)

After weeks of exhaustive research, and the application of his own Rube Goldbergian statistical engine, ExtraP can now declare, with complete confidence, that Albert Pujols is the best rookie hitter of the past sixty years. Man, he is a stinkin' genius. (The Extrapolater)

Red Sox fans apparently have had enough of Glenn Geffner in the Entercom/Boston Red Sox Radio Booth. They even have a petition. (Sox & Dawgs)

Mike Missanelli, the white Italian version of Stephen A Smith, will continue to be the Cheese Doodle Monster's co host when they go National. Which means the show is going to be even worse than people outside of the NYC area think. (Simon on Sports)

Danii Minogue can really rock a bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)

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