by Sterling Gould, More Credible
Getting anyone interested in men's soccer is hard enough, getting them interested in women's soccer? Fat fucking chance my friend. But that was before I stalked found Amanda Cicchini, mid-fielder for the West Virginia Lady Mountaineers. I've taken the athletic Web site's description of her and added my own flair:
Experienced international player that plays the game works the pole with great poise . Great vision and ball(s) control. A technically sound midfielder piece of ass. Possesses the ability to withstand any type of pressure tie me up in leather straps and make me do naughty things. Can change the point of attack me with whips very quickly. Very tactically aware (with my balls). Has great presence (and a wonderful ass). Links offense and defense together with guys or girls, making her extremely versatile. A non-stop player cock-fiend with a non-stop work rate.
MSNsportsNET really missed out. I don't care if she's 5'2", how about her chest-waist-stomach? And yes, because she plays soccer, you can be sure that there will be some sort of jokes about "handballs" and "offsides" jokes involved with the comments. She's fucking delicious.
God, she had to play soccer didn't she? How am I supposed to stalk her if she doesn't get national media coverage? I guess I'm going to have to fire up the RV (A.K.A., "For The Mobile Stalker" or "Stalker-on-the-Go") for this one.
I don't even care if I'm late to the party on this one (which I am), it had to be discussed on the Carnival. Anyone complaining?
HT: CO-ED Magazine, Bullievable Sports
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
HOLY F!
Thursday, November 15, 2007
THE AFTER PARTY
The top five colleges where it’d be great to see a dunk tank. (Big Ten Tailgate)
A great impression of Yankees fans. (Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog?)
The Cal marching band performed a sweet tribute to video games. (Larry Brown Sports)
Mercury Morris doesn't want to hear any talk about the Patriots while he is drinking golfing. (SPORTSbyBROOKS)
Great quotes in coaching history. (The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
A look at the last 10 Super Bowls to see how important the rushing game really is. (Blown Coverage)
The Chicago Blackhawks only missed the sports-on-television movement by like 50 years. (Rumors and Rants)
New England has a new ballgame to they want to conquer: Global warming. (PartMule)
The wallets of Sabathia and Peavy are millions of dollars heavier thanks to Cy Young. (Home Run Derby)
The hot WVU soccer player everyone’s talking about. (The Big Lead)
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