HEY ASHLEY RUSSELL, I LIKED YOU WHEN YOU WERE CHUNKY

by Sterling Gould, More Credible

Remember Ashley Russell when she was on Rivals.com? She was that blonde chick that apparently had more football knowledge than you and I combined (making one ponder if her boobs double as brains?). She has it all... blonde hair, blue eyes, perky tits, and I'd delve into her backside if they would be so kind as to have her do the news from behind her back. She's now a host for the Yahoo! Sports Minute. Hmmm, an attractive female sports girl hosting a "Sports Minute"? Sounds like something that is eerily like another website I know...

Anyways, Ashley has lost some considerable weight since joining forces with the exclamated word... and she is starting to freak me out. The wholesome girl with a big smile now looks like the incredible disappearing model with TOO much make-up. Yahoo!... guys... chill out with the girl's eye shadow, it's starting to look like two black eyes from Antonio Tarver. And her head has gotten way too big for the girls body, not to mention her neck that seems almost... giraffe like. Think I'm being too critical? Just scroll down to her video on Yahoo!'s Sports page. Ms. Russell has probably loss about 15-20 pounds, and I'd never thought I'd say this, but give me whale. Ms. Russell, a suggestion from me to you, pound some cheeseburgers my dear (and add that mayo). You can do them sit-ups, just please don't lose that butt.

And sports relation? No, I haven't written in months you jerks... give me some time.

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