VOODOO LADY

by Sooze, Babes Love Baseball

After smashing my neighbor's stupid Vikings pumpkin last night, I carved this abomination masterpiece with a little help from my good buddies Jameson and 7-Up, along with Ween's 1994 hit Voodoo Lady on repeat.

On this cloudy, crappy Sunday in flyover country, this 29-lb. pumpkin will not only light up my front porch, but ensure the end of Brett Favre's 3-game career losing streak against the Kansas City Chiefs.

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THE NICKELODEON: OHIO STATE FANS ARE CREATIVE (AND A LITTLE SCARY)

No one can say that Ohio State fans don't have excellent skills with the YouTuberry after seeing this ode to the upcoming tilt with Wisconsin. It has everything you need. Halloween costumes, a mascot stabbing another mascot ... several times, including in the head, a decapitated CelebriDuck, and a decapitated Wisconsin QB.

Decapitated seems to be the theme ... after the jump.

(Credit Big Ten Tailgate for the find.)

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THE AFTER PARTY

It's Halloween, so we definitely need some MLB-themed Jack-O-Lanterns! (Home Run Derby)

Brock Lesnar has signed with the UFC. It may be more than a year before he actually fights though. (Rumors and Rants)

Home shopping shill Don West’s 10 most controversial on-air comments (with videos). (Cats and Beer)

Minus A-Rod on the payroll, a cup of beer at Yankee Stadium should plummet from $9.25 to $8.22. (Bugs & Cranks)

Raiders fans are not selling out the game and so they can get coverage of the Colts-Pats game. (Simon On Sports)

Some fan is going to have the chance to buy the sharpie that Terrell Owens took out of his sock. (SportsBiz)

Madtown is home of an annual Halloween street party called Freakfest. Badger poon alert! (Big Ten Poon)

When you use Chinese steroids, do you feel hungry in an hour? (Steroid Nation)

Wait ... Tim Tebow's girlfriend is Lucy Pinder? (With Leather)

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